Management Team: Why do most married men die before their wives?
Santa: Because they want to.
Management Team:: What do diapers and Politicians have in common?
Santa: They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason.
Management Team:: What is the definition of the early evening news?
Santa: It starts with the words "Good evening" then spends the next half an hour tellling you why it isn't one.
Management Team: What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time?
Santa: Your shinbone
Management Team:: Why do parents give children a middle name?
Santa: So the child knows when it is in seriously in trouble
Santa: Because they want to.
Management Team:: What do diapers and Politicians have in common?
Santa: They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason.
Management Team:: What is the definition of the early evening news?
Santa: It starts with the words "Good evening" then spends the next half an hour tellling you why it isn't one.
Management Team: What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time?
Santa: Your shinbone
Management Team:: Why do parents give children a middle name?
Santa: So the child knows when it is in seriously in trouble
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