Are u chewing gum?


Smart Answers: 
1-Principal: Are u chewing gum?
Student: No i m human being :) 
2-Wife: we are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked :p 
3-Father:shameful results! Do u always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when i give exams ;) 
4-Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, u'll have to walk as well :)

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