Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?Cop: He was arguing with a driver.Judge: That`s no proof he was drunk.Cop: There was no driver there....
He has two swimming pools
Santa is so rich. He has two swimming pools.
Banta: Why one is always empty?
Santa: It`s for people who can`t swim.
(Alt: Sometimes you don't feel like...
Are u chewing gum?
Smart Answers:
1-Principal: Are u chewing gum?
Student: No i m human being :)
2-Wife: we are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband: Make...
You will never succeed
Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey u.
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at firs...
Boy: Tell me, is it going in?
Girl: yeah..Boy: Is it hurting?
Girl: Ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin..
Boy: Ok I Will put it in slowly, still...
A doctor says to his patient
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have...
Batao Kutta Punch Q Hilata Hai
Teacher- Batao Kutta Punch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q k Punch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti
K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake...
Agar Anna ki shadi ho gai
On a funny side.. Agar Anna ki shadi ho gai hoti to yeh andolan kabhi na hota.
1. kahan ja rahe ho?
2. Akele tumhi ko padi hai anshan mein jane ki??
3....
Hamare Dog Football Khelte Hai
USA: Hamare Dog Football Khelte Hai
JAPAN: Hamari Fish Dance Krti Hai
CHINA: Hamare Haathi Cycle Chalate Hai
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVERNMENT CHALATE ...
Boys's dialog...
Boys's dialog...
'Bus,Train or Ladki 1 jati h
or dusri aati h.'' huh!
now Gals also hv its ans
''Riksha,Taxi or Ladke,1 ko
bulao 4 aate h..!:-...
3 kinds of Men
There r 3 kinds of Men.
Asian- has Wife & GF but Loves Wife most!
American-has Wife & GF but Loves GF most!
Arabian- 4 Wives & 4 GF but Loves...
tell me the names
Teacher: tell me the names of all the planets..,!!!
Studnt: venus... earth...mars....:-/
Teacher: aur sunao
Studnt: bs bdiya..,ap sunao....
3 Admi Sharab P Kr
3 Admi Sharab P Kr Taxi Me Bethe.
Taxi Wale Ne Gari Start Kr K Band Kr Di Or Bola Lo Sahab A Gaye.
1st Ne Thanx B0la 2nd Ne Paise De Diye Aur 3rd Ne...
Santa 1 story sunao wid moral
Teacher:Santa 1 story sunao wid moral
Santa:ok madam,,
Mei uske ghar gaya vo sow raha tha
Fir vo mere ghar aya toh main sow raha tha
Moral: Jaisi Karni...
Check out that drunkard
Wife: Check out that drunkard..Husband: Who is he? You know him?Wife: Yea I do!! 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him!Husband: Holy Crap.....
indian to pakistani
indian to pakistani:do u remember that
day u saved me frm lion.
Pakistani:ya i remember that and i also
remember u run off like a coward...
mere paas 3 rupees he.
punjabi:mere paas 3 rupees he.
Pathan:ek muje de,ek apne liye rak
Punjabi:aur is ek ka kaya karu?
Pathan:gas chorhnay k baad is se apna pitchwarha saaf...
Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar
Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar
Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana
Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sunega....
Cute MOM.....
Cute MOM.....
Son - Mom, who is a girlfriend .....?
MOM - When u grow up and become a good boy you'll also get a one......
Son - If i don't become a good...
Jaan mujay aise propose karo jaise kisi ne
Girlfriend : Jaan mujay aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho…
Boyfrirend : Kamini I love you,
Muj se shadi kar k meri zindagi tabah kar de zal...
kisi ne SMS kia
1 Pathan kibeti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis...
tum mujh se shadi karogi?
Boy~tum mujh se shadi karogi??
Girl~nahi.
Boy~lekin Q?
Girl~mere ghar wale nahi manenge.
Boy~ghar main kon kon hai
Girl~1...
You must be kidding.
Boy: My Father's name is laughing and my mother name is smiling.
Girl: You must be kidding...
Boy: No, that's my brotherI am joking....
Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Liton: Ha ha ha!
Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon...
Mai Apki Maa-Behn 1 Krdungi
Wife: TuSi udaas Q ho?
Snta: Aj meri Maa oR Behn Alag-Alag hogyi!
Wife: Koi Gal Nai Ji
Ab Mai Aa Gyi Hu Na!
Mai Apki Maa-Behn 1 Krdungi....
"Vibration" pe lagi huwi
Pathan ki wife Marleria se kaanp rhi thi.
Doctor: Kia huwa hai isey?
Pathan: Beemari ka to pata nai bus
subha se "Vibration" pe lagi huwi...
UFF + UFF
Girl: Is Dress Ki Price Kya Hai?
.Salesman: Rs 1500
.Girl: UFF..
Aur Us Pink Wale Ka?
Salesman : UFF + UF...
how many planets r there
Teacher 2 Student :- how many planets r there...????
Student :- mars ,venus ,jupiter .
Teacher:- aur sunao......?????
Student :- buss fit...ap sunao!...
Who invented Steam Engine?
Teacher to Sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine?
Student:What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct.
JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General K...
3 Admi Sharab P Kr
3 Admi Sharab P Kr Taxi Me Bethe.
Taxi Wale Ne Gari Start Kr K Band Kr Di Or Bola Lo Sahab A Gaye.
1st Ne Thanx B0la 2nd Ne Paise De Diye Aur 3rd Ne...
Santa 1 story
Teacher:Santa 1 story sunao wid moral
Santa:ok madam,,
Mei uske ghar gaya vo sow raha tha
Fir vo mere ghar aya toh main sow raha tha
Moral: Jaisi Karni...
this is funny lol
this is funny lol
wife:chris.... wake up chris. i think i heard someone downstairs, go check it out for me.
husband:what!? why do i have to go and check?
wife:beacuse...
Check out that drunkard
Wife: Check out that drunkard..
Husband: Who is he? You know him?
Wife: Yea I do!! 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him!
Husband: Holy Crap.....
mere paas 3 rupees he.
punjabi:mere paas 3 rupees he.
Pathan:ek muje de,ek apne liye rak
Punjabi:aur is ek ka kaya karu?
pathan:gas chorhnay k baad is se apna pitchwarha saaf...
Woh Kya Tera Bap Sunega..
Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar
Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana
Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sunega....
Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai
Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan: Janti Ho, Kuch Log Mujhe Meri Beti Ki Saheli Maan Lete Hai.
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ...
25,000 Rs Mang Rha He
Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye...
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai
Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.
Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai...
Apne Expired Deo Lagaya Hai
Sonu AXE-EFFECT DEO Laga K Nikla
Uske Pichhe BUDHIYA Padh Gayi
Sonu Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki
Waha Se Reply Aya- Sir Apne Expired Deo Lagaya Hai...
Hamare Yaha Gadhe Govt. Chalate Hai
USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.
CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Ha...
Tum Ab Badal Gai Ho
Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl:Why
B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti
G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab...
Tu Cycle Me Tala Lga De
Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole-mata g cycle ka dhyan rkhna
budhiya-Me to tatti ja rahi hu
tu cycle me tala lga de...
2 Pandit
2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?...
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