mere paas 3 rupees he.

punjabi:mere paas 3 rupees he.
Pathan:ek muje de,ek apne liye rak
Punjabi:aur is ek ka kaya karu?
Pathan:gas chorhnay k baad is se apna pitchwarha saaf kar.
Punjabi shocked
Pathan rocks.

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Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar
Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana
Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sunega..

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