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The two beginning ESL students went to Honolulu on holiday. Soon they began to argue about the correct way to pronounce the word "Hawaii." One student...
That's a good idea
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A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.
The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the...
Are you sure you don't know who I am?
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately...
Then what's the problem?
Jack is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Jack...
What Is Your Wife’s Name?
Two men go into a pub, order their drinks and sit down. Then they each take out some
sandwiches and start to eat them. The barman shouts "Hey, you...
You Have Only 24 Hours To Live
Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news.
Patient: Whats is it doc?
Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient:...
Santa Interview : Very Interesting
Management Team: Why do most married men die before their wives?
Santa: Because they want to.
Management Team:: What do diapers and Politicians...
Because You Don’t Have Any Hair
Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be...
Student Answered The Meaning Of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder
Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.
Student:...
That's Long Division - Teacher-Student Funny Joke
The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How...
Santa Buy A Gift For My Girlfriend For Her Birthday
Santa : I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Banta : Does she like...
Am I So Good ? If You Were On TV
Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good? If you were on TV, I...
I Just Saw A Big Bunch Of Banana
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Santa's father used to told me: do not simply use your finger to point anywhere usually at night.
Santa's sister: what a weird night!look! (pointing...
Don’t Worry, I Am Holding Him
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A guest have visited Molly’s house. She gave her a plate of biscuits. Just after that, her dog started to bark at the guest.
Guest: Why is the...
Do You Know The Maning Of Wife?
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Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'...
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