Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai

Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan: Janti Ho, Kuch Log Mujhe Meri Beti Ki Saheli Maan Lete Hai.
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ?

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25,000 Rs Mang Rha He

Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.

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Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai

Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.

Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.

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Apne Expired Deo Lagaya Hai

Sonu AXE-EFFECT DEO Laga K Nikla

Uske Pichhe BUDHIYA Padh Gayi

Sonu Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki

Waha Se Reply Aya- Sir Apne Expired Deo Lagaya Hai.

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Hamare Yaha Gadhe Govt. Chalate Hai

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.

CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.

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Tum Ab Badal Gai Ho

Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl:Why
B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti
G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab The.

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Tu Cycle Me Tala Lga De

Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole-mata g cycle ka dhyan rkhna
budhiya-Me to tatti ja rahi hu
tu cycle me tala lga de.

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2 Pandit

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

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